Memories & Melodies

Oct 2

(via whattheydontknow13)

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

(via happiest)

Oct 2

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

(via xolucystone)

Oct 2
Oct 2

(via lakadaizical)

Oct 2

(Source: gotta-let-it-happen1, via kendall-schmidt-shrine)

Oct 2

(Source: gabeweb, via vorfreudde)

Oct 2

(Source: isexualdisaster, via humorking)

retiredjesus:

*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

(Source: retiredjesus, via humorking)

Oct 2
funny-pictures-uk:

Best business card ever.
Oct 1

funny-pictures-uk:

Best business card ever.

(via kixxinq)

Oct 1

(Source: hiddlesy, via dynobrien)